This episode contains: Sloane Steel, nervous Ben, angry Steven, Sloane’s relationship breakdown, blowjob queen, Sloane’s number, “safe” sex, Little Miss Muffet, morning after pill, catholic birth control, the 6 year plan, college loans, that bitch Sallie Mae, Metart origin story, porn talk, butt queefs, log mansions, GPS, chain smoking, creepy dog sitters, dog showers, moonshine, Sloane is still color blind.