This episode contains: cancer coughs, Edna in Vegas, delayed joke, child counting, ta-da!, 400 vibrators, anti-vaccine bullsh!t, fake cans, natural blondes, Emma Stone, movie review racism, other ape movies, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes review, horse CG, movie talk, Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack, guessing the gender, raising boys and girls, fatherhood fears, over protecting children, kids playing and anarchy, Martine’s interruption, metal band super tease.
This episode contains: ingrown hair, hardwood floors, editing, two screens, interns, audience interaction, bad moods, hammered on the Fourth of July, growler of Firestone UBA, Stone Brewing go to IPA, hops, ABV, Union Jack and Easy Jack, Sam Adams Summer Ale, the tale of Firestone 805, area codes, buying local, itchy scalp, Bubba the squealer, chubby bunny, flag tee shirts from China, Wacko of the Week, Señior Wang, too poor for the movies, 7 years, $40,000 for IMAX seats, trying to impress the ex-girlfriend, nerd rage comment sections, Dethklok infused Batman music video, Metalocalypse, Dethalbum, hilarious song titles, Brendon Small, album artwork, Pandora station, Spotify, Social Distortion, Johnny Cash, Misfits, Reverend Horton Heat, Rockabilly, Punk, Psychobilly, Horrorpops, song from Pulp Fiction (Miserlou), Koffin Kats, Devil Dolls, Zombie Ghost Train, Mad Sin, thumbed up tracks, Dorsts’ early metal phase, Sepultura, Danzig and douche chills, Wizard magazine casting call, aging out of the target demographic.
This episode contains: false start, avalanche, Brazil cartoons, tv is on, concentration, Transformers 4 money talk, Chinese market, tv and movie merchandising, James Earl Jones’ deal, points on the back end, celebrity net worth, The Frighteners, Michael Bay movies, new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie trailer, cartoon nostalgia, public speaking, Wacko of the Week: Ginny M. Griffith, arachnophobia, fearless Steven and acrophobic Dorst, rides, towel fires, burning the house to the ground, aggravated arson, hypothetical Ferris wheel scenarios, worlds youngest Chinese alcoholic, Neil Gaiman’s 1602, arguing over comic books, Virginia Dare wiki hole, sequels, versions of Marvel characters, American Gods, Rise of the Guardians, a fucking adult, the guilt thing, Comixology problems.
This episode contains: episode confusion, Facebook likes and advertising, found dessert, Disneyland trends, hot and not-hot, short shorts, shortening toes, Wacko of the Week: Christopher Mitchell, fat guy drugs, fat suits, first in last out, Smodcast chat, drug sniffing dog, belly fat drug cache, wet finger in belly button test, dead cheese, how cocaine works, stinky belly button, shaving bush, funky cheese, Dorst was a whore, how’d you meet your wife?, bartender shenanigans, forgetting kids, drug mule, flirt bartender, Julia’s side of the story, book store presents from the aunt-to-be, book excerpt from “Daddy Needs a Drink”, no excuses for not writing, Steven’s writing process, SLO Nightwriter’s contest, gambling math, writing sequels, real opinions, rate my dick pic tumblr.
I would talk about this, but then I’d have to bleep it.
Recorded June 16th, 2014
This episode contains: Limon Pepino, terrible tumblrs, the bad place, putting, amateur, Steven’s sexy story, explaining chat rooms, A/S/L check, scanning photos, girlfriend and boyfriends, questions, cock in hand, twitter handles, advertising on Facebook, Will Farrell and Chad Smith drum off, Metallica and Some Kind of Monster, Jason Newsted and Sepultura, prog-metal with Devon, Master of Puppets, heavy metal talk, Volkswagon Bus, bong loads in the VW, the cheap drive in, smoke in the usher’s face, swallowing smoke, putting small things next to your schvantz, True Blood talk, Game of Thrones Season 4 finale talk, wights and skeletons, cock punches and vag kicks, the Hound and the Mountain, chaining the dragons, the Viper’s head, a gentle giant, the future of the series.