Episode 022: Pulling Back the Curtain

Recorded March 29, 2014

This episode contains: phone interruptions, March Madness, a nice set of cans, Special Guest: Mrs. Nicole Lawless, sagging and surgery, professional tick remover, grammar and text messages, Wacko of the Month winner, tattoos and piercings, a bulimic and lazy ex, layers and lips, fragile writing, moving and marathons, wife competition, Wacko of the Week: Ben Dorst, $45 donation, FTL shares, the shot across the bow, dances and first dates, remembering roof-rack, high dive belly flop, tuxedos and nerd pants, political conversations, Ben and Socks, band practice shenanigans, Cal Poly graduation, long distance relationships and change, the breakup/dump, sowing wild oats, sad-angry-drunk, Thanksgiving, dropping a love bomb, drunk and not watching Star Wars, lubed up, back rub exchange, sexual napalm, puppy dog eyes, Karen manipulations, dry grinding, more break ups, moving in, marriage and baby, one shot with Nicole.

Episode 021: Oculus Sniffles

Recorded March 26, 2014

This episode contains: Blackjack, Las Vegas and traveling, iPad Scrabble, bartender train rides, sleep deprived driving in my 1986 Mercury Topaz, sick Dorst and sick kids, apologizing for the drunk episode, beagle interruptions, Devon loves us,  post-show stories, Edna requests Chinese food, plumbing and electricity, Wacko of the Week: Elizabeth Raine, auctioning off virginity, $400,000, fuzzy photos, awkward first times, paying for sex, other auctions, differences in the sexes, Dark Tower reference, tease for next week, Oculus, Oculus Rift and Facebook, virtual reality goggles, 2.5 million on Kickstarter, Markus “Notch” Persson and the Minecraft connection, donations versus investments, 2 Billion dollar sale, ground floor investments, the new TV, how 3D movies work, the Demolition Man sex helmet, quickies.

Wacko of the Week

Episode 020: The Sock Hypothesis

Recorded March 15, 2014

This episode contains: bad math, not the origin show, two special guests: Benjamin Lawless and William Devon Craft Esq, over 2,000 downloads, dick lawyers, phase three, other podcasts, twitter dick measuring, R2-D2 building, battle dome, featured readings, photo of the day, literary publications, Pure Star Trek Podcast, essential episodes, Charlie!, Clone Wars Season 6 chat, Jedi Order nerdery, drink break, Charlie!, audio quality, wiping off the tip, Wacko of the Week: Juliane Kozel, YouTube audio clip, tortoise mating rituals, audio reactions, pleasure and pain, female orgasms, masturbation techniques, circumcision, mating on YouTube, the breast debate, secondary sexual characteristics, enunciation, hello in Tagalog, VS debate: Scarlett Johansson boobs VS Kim Kardashian ass, boob-man and ass-man, “you would know”, the Lawless-Craft crossover, VS debate: Superman VS the Hulk in an arm wrestling match, the phone call interruption, Spock VS Sheldon Cooper in a Chess match, who is the best pie eater?, we choose the characters: Mr. Fantastic VS Slimer VS Sarlacc Pit VS Nanobots, honorable mention: Tony Stark VS Bruce Wayne in business building from scratch, who would pull more women to sex: Captain James T. Kirk VS Han Solo VS James 007 Bond, too much nerd debate, “I love you guys”, and forced poems.

Wacko of the Week

Episode 019: Sex, Drugs and Movies

Recorded March 10, 2014

This episode contains: ménage-a-trois stories, Threesome movie, the sandwich, sneaking a peek, sex, alcohol and drugs, mushrooms, cardboard, LSD too speedy, weed, everything but shooting heroin, live tweets from Matt, commentary comments, PBR, Craig Ferguson, Wacko confusion, Happy Birthday Bubba, duuuuude, sagittal synostosis, Children’s Hospital stories, Wacko of the Week: Charlene Ellet and Cameron Beck, step-siblings, Walmart shoplifting, laws about searching cars, methamphetamine, kissing in jail, taboo relationships and prohibited sexual conduct, assault on husband, Big Bang Theory look-a-likes, the March Madness of Movies, Pulp Fiction, the suite case, most influential movies, Tarantino flicks, SLC Punk, visceral reaction, cookie and pie story, Raiders of the Lost Ark (x2!), nazi face melting and eye lightning, actions informing the characters, little exposition, 1981 coke bender hot, Halloween costumes and broken tapes, Indiana Jones LEGO sets, The Usual Suspects, twist spoiler spoils Steven, jobs and heists and almost Heat, Jurassic Park, Grandpa story, CG cleverness, Empire Strikes Back, dead serious Dorst, best twist in cinema, love story, character development, Back to the Future trilogy, time travel and consequences, skateboards, DeLorean design, alternate future, old west, the Tannen Family, Telltale BTTF adventure game, The Godfather part II, Al Pacino doesn’t look like Al Pacino, a warm blanket, not very violent, constant rotation, Star Wars, true beginning, special effects, sound effects, novels, comics, LEGOs, Special Edition is okay, Joseph Campbell Hero’s Journey.

Wacko of the Week

Episode 018: By the Numbers

Recorded March 3rd, 2014

This episode contains: sodomy legality, romantic jerking, turning 18 stories, watching porn with dudes, getting lubed up, thievery stories, 7-11 smooth criminal, accidental digital camera theft, Dixon shout-out, twitter age gaps, hashtags, the world wide web’s 25th birthday, looking up movie times, 87%, Cretaceous sea turtles, digital theft, 644,000,000 websites, 295,000,000,000,000,000,000 bytes of data, XKCD and what if?, Vsauce and the weight of the internet, electrons and sand, Wacko of the Week: Maria Montenez-Colon, corvette ownership and being penetrated, “you can f*ck me”, stereotypes, 911 calls, Ricky Ricardo’s heritage, the Google tick, jilling-off and tumblr, hooking it and taking care of things, What’s Steven Into: Arrow, awesome Green Arrow comic book tv adaptation, beautiful people, island flash backs from 5 years ago, subtle acting, Flash spin-off, it’s like Batman but he kills people, big bad might be a twisted version of the hero, other comic book characters popping in, Suicide Squad, ripped actors, jumping pull ups, American Ninja Warrior, nerd facts, the Bat-family, planning out the seasons, scars and stories, season story arcs, binge watching tv, Netflix TV frontier, four Marvel shows coming to Netflix, subscription services and wasted channels, Machete Order commentary tease.

Wacko of the Week