Episode 023: Spoiled Rotten

Recorded on April 7th, 2014

This episode contains: LOST numbers, finales, water cooler events, dinner parties, Martine got angry, ****SPOILERS: How I Met Your Mother finale review**** Edna not sleeping through the night, kids with cell phones, pugs, hamsters and sugar gliders, what Dorst really wants, rodent fanny packs, shoe box burials, the Goldie story, thank you to Chelsea for her awesome donation, PCPA in SM, Wacko of the Week: Christina Lafave, $300 massage, hiding the Rolex, what would you do with it?, Slimer, ****SPOILERS: Game of Thrones Season 4 premier episode review**** reading and watching, book names, so many characters!, Robert’s Rebellion, reading and watching with a wiki, shades of grey, graphic novel adaptations, book lengths, best kill, best boobies, most awkward moment, ****SPOILERS: Captain America: The Winter Soldier movie and Marvel plot review**** it changes everything, Agents of SHIELD minor spoilers, stingers, Guardians of the Galaxy, greatest investment ever was a Disney buying Marvel.

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Episode 022: Pulling Back the Curtain

Recorded March 29, 2014

This episode contains: phone interruptions, March Madness, a nice set of cans, Special Guest: Mrs. Nicole Lawless, sagging and surgery, professional tick remover, grammar and text messages, Wacko of the Month winner, tattoos and piercings, a bulimic and lazy ex, layers and lips, fragile writing, moving and marathons, wife competition, Wacko of the Week: Ben Dorst, $45 donation, FTL shares, the shot across the bow, dances and first dates, remembering roof-rack, high dive belly flop, tuxedos and nerd pants, political conversations, Ben and Socks, band practice shenanigans, Cal Poly graduation, long distance relationships and change, the breakup/dump, sowing wild oats, sad-angry-drunk, Thanksgiving, dropping a love bomb, drunk and not watching Star Wars, lubed up, back rub exchange, sexual napalm, puppy dog eyes, Karen manipulations, dry grinding, more break ups, moving in, marriage and baby, one shot with Nicole.

Episode 021: Oculus Sniffles

Recorded March 26, 2014

This episode contains: Blackjack, Las Vegas and traveling, iPad Scrabble, bartender train rides, sleep deprived driving in my 1986 Mercury Topaz, sick Dorst and sick kids, apologizing for the drunk episode, beagle interruptions, Devon loves us,  post-show stories, Edna requests Chinese food, plumbing and electricity, Wacko of the Week: Elizabeth Raine, auctioning off virginity, $400,000, fuzzy photos, awkward first times, paying for sex, other auctions, differences in the sexes, Dark Tower reference, tease for next week, Oculus, Oculus Rift and Facebook, virtual reality goggles, 2.5 million on Kickstarter, Markus “Notch” Persson and the Minecraft connection, donations versus investments, 2 Billion dollar sale, ground floor investments, the new TV, how 3D movies work, the Demolition Man sex helmet, quickies.

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Episode 020: The Sock Hypothesis

Recorded March 15, 2014

This episode contains: bad math, not the origin show, two special guests: Benjamin Lawless and William Devon Craft Esq, over 2,000 downloads, dick lawyers, phase three, other podcasts, twitter dick measuring, R2-D2 building, battle dome, featured readings, photo of the day, literary publications, Pure Star Trek Podcast, essential episodes, Charlie!, Clone Wars Season 6 chat, Jedi Order nerdery, drink break, Charlie!, audio quality, wiping off the tip, Wacko of the Week: Juliane Kozel, YouTube audio clip, tortoise mating rituals, audio reactions, pleasure and pain, female orgasms, masturbation techniques, circumcision, mating on YouTube, the breast debate, secondary sexual characteristics, enunciation, hello in Tagalog, VS debate: Scarlett Johansson boobs VS Kim Kardashian ass, boob-man and ass-man, “you would know”, the Lawless-Craft crossover, VS debate: Superman VS the Hulk in an arm wrestling match, the phone call interruption, Spock VS Sheldon Cooper in a Chess match, who is the best pie eater?, we choose the characters: Mr. Fantastic VS Slimer VS Sarlacc Pit VS Nanobots, honorable mention: Tony Stark VS Bruce Wayne in business building from scratch, who would pull more women to sex: Captain James T. Kirk VS Han Solo VS James 007 Bond, too much nerd debate, “I love you guys”, and forced poems.

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Episode 019: Sex, Drugs and Movies

Recorded March 10, 2014

This episode contains: ménage-a-trois stories, Threesome movie, the sandwich, sneaking a peek, sex, alcohol and drugs, mushrooms, cardboard, LSD too speedy, weed, everything but shooting heroin, live tweets from Matt, commentary comments, PBR, Craig Ferguson, Wacko confusion, Happy Birthday Bubba, duuuuude, sagittal synostosis, Children’s Hospital stories, Wacko of the Week: Charlene Ellet and Cameron Beck, step-siblings, Walmart shoplifting, laws about searching cars, methamphetamine, kissing in jail, taboo relationships and prohibited sexual conduct, assault on husband, Big Bang Theory look-a-likes, the March Madness of Movies, Pulp Fiction, the suite case, most influential movies, Tarantino flicks, SLC Punk, visceral reaction, cookie and pie story, Raiders of the Lost Ark (x2!), nazi face melting and eye lightning, actions informing the characters, little exposition, 1981 coke bender hot, Halloween costumes and broken tapes, Indiana Jones LEGO sets, The Usual Suspects, twist spoiler spoils Steven, jobs and heists and almost Heat, Jurassic Park, Grandpa story, CG cleverness, Empire Strikes Back, dead serious Dorst, best twist in cinema, love story, character development, Back to the Future trilogy, time travel and consequences, skateboards, DeLorean design, alternate future, old west, the Tannen Family, Telltale BTTF adventure game, The Godfather part II, Al Pacino doesn’t look like Al Pacino, a warm blanket, not very violent, constant rotation, Star Wars, true beginning, special effects, sound effects, novels, comics, LEGOs, Special Edition is okay, Joseph Campbell Hero’s Journey.

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