Episode 102: Suns Out, Guns Out

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This episode contains: Counting the episodes, Disneyland annual passes, supply & demand, shutting down the monorail, jobbing the system, scooters in Disney, fat shamming, fake tits, “Playing the Game” #nobraday, the NFL & breast cancer, pink skin, Steven lives in a bubble, pumpkin patch, potato patch, Clint & The Cubs, Back to the Future, Star Wars Battlefront, Star Wars nerd, Battlefront modes, arcing loads, playing video games with listeners, Playboy giving up on nudity, naked celebs, reading Playboy, old media, Netflix & binge watching, Steven watched The Flash, The Walking Dead, CW makes good shows, Arrow is dark, Felicity is hot, Justice League, Jessica Jones on Netflix, Punisher on Daredevil, The Defenders, email from Criminal Justice Nick, Star Trek Bonus episode.

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Episode 101: Up Brütally Late

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This episode contains: California highways, Dorst can’t speak, we welcome back Bridie Mayfield, it’s late in Northern Ireland, Who is Bridie? Game of Thrones, new pieces, Mastodon, Bridie the stalker, nerding out about GoT, GoT tourists, Bridie acting, Frankenstein Chronicles, Sean Bean and a pigs head, Bridie name drops, getting used to hearing your own voice, slightly less hate, what Bridie is doing, hard core girls, the butchering of the English language, verbal and grammar Nazi’s, verbal crutches, evolution of language, Urban Dictionary, YouTube ads, capitalism, monthly fees, don’t hate the player hate the game, big bad ghosts of the internet, stroking checks, Ben the watch guy, HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!

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Episode 100: We are Old.

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This episode contains: Celebrating, little kid soccer, Lionel Messi, Steven playing soccer, Edna playing soccer, Dorst’s break, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, recording RSP, 1989 Batman, so much Batman talk, The Shining, Steven thinks Dorst will hate it, remakes, Angry Birds, meat of the show, bullying, Edna at school, Julia at school, How do you stop bullying? Kids in sports, socialization, nature vs. Nurture, buying a house, starter homes, PBS house talk, Nick at Edna’s school, handicapped spaces in Russia, what do we know about Russia? Putin, disabled dating, KGB, The Americans, Nailin’ Palin, Destiny, a “small” synopsis, Fantasy Football vs playing video games, more Destiny talk, still talking Destiny, Minecraft still comes to Occulus, still talking Destiny, Occulus Rift for your phone, Steve Jobs, iPhone vs Android, our favorite moments, going through our library, theories about the Joker.

Episode 099.5 Penetrated Soul

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This episode contains: Awkward conversation, weekend recap, Italian food, texting while driving, pissed off servers, no beers, Devon’s family, traditional wedding process, Grandma dates, expecting families, Devon’s mom loves Nicole, Devon’s family thinks he’s only dated one person, child conception, couch loving, stacked up like chord wood, Devon and kids, old shitty parents, Devon is a good babysitter, Devon drinks all the liquor, white Russian no white, time machine to relive childhood, penetrated souls, hangovers, Jen’s family, who is important family, Satanic wedding invitations, Daniel Radcliffe, Stephen King’s son, comic books, Horns, Volkswagen-gate, Devon chokes, cars that can cheat on tests, Ludwig’s fault, BB-8, kids destroy Devon’s toys, Emily walking, Devon having kids, Devon is a critic, San Jose is expensive, Steven mumbles, Devon and trans hookers, Steven got scared in Devon’s old neighborhood, PBS politics talk, spoilers Steven doesn’t follow politics, Steven is not registered to vote, talky things, Devon’s view on Trump.

Episode 099: I Got 99 Problems but My Wife Ain’t One

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This episode contains: No Dorst, special guest Martine Domingues, no shit to pimp, The Drunken Sister, Steven and Martine make a baby, special treatment for the pregnant, Martine and Dorst, sexual harassment, casual racism, Dorst’s sexism, defining feminism, high school friends, chemicals and artificial sweeteners, Martine is excited for Star Wars (sarcasm), Steven’s Lego addiction, things get real, Steven’s video game addiction, Martine was not happy Steven spent 6 hours playing Mad Max while she was working, Steven’s hobbies, what does it mean to be a productive member of society?, Legos and video games are the only things keeping Steven from killing us all, putting effort into creative base careers, Steven’s path of least resistance, big picture v small picture, Martine the Tetris Champ, hardcore grounding, boy crazy, what podcasts Martine doesn’t listen to

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