Recorded on June 26th, 2014

This episode contains: episode confusion, Facebook likes and advertising, found dessert, Disneyland trends, hot and not-hot, short shorts, shortening toes, Wacko of the Week: Christopher Mitchell, fat guy drugs, fat suits, first in last out, Smodcast chat, drug sniffing dog, belly fat drug cache, wet finger in belly button test, dead cheese, how cocaine works, stinky belly button, shaving bush, funky cheese, Dorst was a whore, how’d you meet your wife?, bartender shenanigans, forgetting kids, drug mule, flirt bartender, Julia’s side of the story, book store presents from the aunt-to-be, book excerpt from “Daddy Needs a Drink”, no excuses for not writing, Steven’s writing process, SLO Nightwriter’s contest, gambling math, writing sequels, real opinions, rate my dick pic tumblr.

Wacko of the Week

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Recorded June 16th, 2014

This episode contains: Limon Pepino, terrible tumblrs, the bad place, putting, amateur, Steven’s sexy story, explaining chat rooms, A/S/L check, scanning photos, girlfriend and boyfriends, questions, cock in hand, twitter handles, advertising on Facebook, Will Farrell and Chad Smith drum off, Metallica and Some Kind of Monster, Jason Newsted and Sepultura, prog-metal with Devon, Master of Puppets, heavy metal talk, Volkswagon Bus, bong loads in the VW, the cheap drive in, smoke in the usher’s face, swallowing smoke, putting small things next to your schvantz, True Blood talk, Game of Thrones Season 4 finale talk, wights and skeletons, cock punches and vag kicks, the Hound and the Mountain, chaining the dragons, the Viper’s head, a gentle giant, the future of the series.

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Recorded on June 6th, 2014

This episode contains: Don Q Puerto Rican Rum, coke float, happy Father’s Day, adopting kids, huge families, watching kids in the pool, moles, What’s Steven into this week?, The Forest, Steam Greenlight, survival game fetish, Cataclysm, Fallout, E3, Electronics Entertainment Expo, Star Wars Battlefront, multiplayer games, Dorst hates things, Titanfall silence, Left 4 Dead, Evolve, Rise of the Tomb Raider, Assassin’s Creed Unity, French Revolution talk, Pseudo- game, Let’s Test Steven’s Blind Spot, Stanley Cup, World Cup, US Open, Miami Heat and San Antonio Spurs, air conditioning, pride and money, D’s get Degrees, new NY Nicks Coach Derek Fisher, Leia’s brother, 2/6, Falcons.

The Forest

Recorded May 31st, 2014

We apologize for the sound, we had some tech issues. As soon as we can afford better equipment (hint, hint) these live shows will be MUCH better.

This episode contains: live show, Devon’s birthday, pop filter, road trip, the 21st 31st, high tolerance, sweet tooth, fat guy phase, Mountain Dew and M&Ms, holocaust survivor, not eating sweets, the View, blow job shots, address problems, Apple maps vs other GPS, apartment troubles, comic book store, game store, growing up nerd, being responsible, expansion packs for pussy, Jen’s bed, prednisone, R2-D2, actual Star Wars universe, $1200, special guests Jen and Sarah, diaper cake for men, like to want to fuck, Wacko of the Week, Sheila Vogel-Coupe, Britain’s oldest prostitute at 85, started in 2005, weird kinks, great gilf, in the trench, hooker prices, new BS network show: Science Faction, dirty words, cunt, Clerks 2, porch monkey, n-word, where ‘faggot’ came from, UK curse words, taking the power from the words, why bleep?, illegal words, illegal actions, racism, education is the answer.

Wacko of the Week

Recorded May 26th, 2014

This episode contains: dirty thirty, Fresno visit, bouncing off the walls at the zoo, elephants and orcas, appropriate sized clothes, orangutan barter system, Planet of the Apes, John’s Incredible Pizza, innate light hitting ninja skills, buffet, ESPN zone, pub crawl run down, huge lines, the VIP lounge, bingo, roving groups, road trip, guilting the invite, an inch of Morgan, Wacko of the Week, wacko roulette, “Adam” and “Eve” and pop-rocks, burning itching sticky vagina, ER, gaping hole, sex toys on wedding night, handcuffs, X-Men movie roundup, Hugh Jackman getting older, rewriting future history, another pee break, fuzzy feelings, Godzilla the good guy, a force of nature, Monsters, District 9, King Kong.

Wacko of the Week