This episode contains: Special Co-Host Sloane Steel, Primal talk, backside of the business, turgidity, the comment section, taking off shirts, talking sexy, retarded hard cycle, rotten moonshine cherries, swallowing, TIFU, the Reddit incident, TL;DR definition, the language of leaves, cats and instagrams, trolling, young old beagles, jogging weed, child proofed house, cut pugs, alone time with the pug pillow, not afraid of no ghost, literary nerds, radio cute uggos, lost kindle, vintage cameras, taxidermy, puzzle boxes, SNES games and Super Mario World, disappointing younger sisters, Tomb Raider and Nude Raider, pixilated nips, Super Mario Bros on the Wii, pubescent Mario, Al Pacino imitations, Harry Potter books, armpit fetish, Gal Pacino, Wendy’s taco bar and chili secrets, ghost bunny chupacabra strikes back, space travel technology, Enter the Void, watching gay porn, mouths, oddly specific, Blowjob Queen, uncircumcised surprise, gaping hole of doom, Tina birthday haircuts, expensive Halloween costume, cool tattoos, numerology, holocaust humor, name mistakes, scary torture stories, the brazen bull, thrown off a cliff, rat bucket interrogation, scaphism or the boats, creepy cat banging, kinky and curious, Very Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, machete slicing, nanny and the CPA, Trinidadian ghost stories, NY decapitation, crazy clowns watching Sloane, child dolls, Raising Arizona, baby fish, maggot crabs, gravity bongs, dumb stuff with nice weed, Cali and FLA, Flo Rida shirts, 805 and 305 area codes, Vanilla Ice and A1A, Miami facts.
This episode contains: the fifty-first state, Washington DC utilities, whiskey slurs, baby shower bbq, sunburns, outside drinking, bbq chat, prime rib, stir fry, choosing baby names, bombing down the hill, man-crate, bark-box, BS-booze-box, Lootcrate Fear Box run-down, foaming watermelon mystery, the Walking Dead and pregnancy, poopy diapers, Sloane Steel stroke off, Ultimate Avengers 2 talk, Hank Pym the wife beater, Ant Man casting, postponed Derrick Pierce interview, setting the record straight with Dropping Loads, falling off Mickey’s Fun Wheel, old man Dorst does math, #freeSPJ, Batman v Superman NDA, Jenna Malone Robin chat, The Dark Knight Returns, Carrie Kelly, various Robin stories, purposeful leaks, Hunger Games, Arrow season 2 talk, guest appearance on the Geek Dig podcast, top 5 PBS guests, hashtag comic contest.
This episode contains: nifty fifty, 11/05/55, marathon talk, our inspirations, the running process, rave at the starting line, perfect pacers, exploding toes, water mistakes, following ass, demoralizing hills, better training, doing another half marathon, bloody nipples, extra special thank you to Sloane Steel, tease for Derrick Pierce interview, kinky religious people, interracial, taboo, conservative searches for awesome porn, BBC, perversions and kinks, RDJ in Cap 3, reboots in the comic universe, Civil War in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, secret identities, registering powers, characters crossing over, comic book Renaissance, Avengers 3 and 4, Comixology complaining, comic reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Eastman and Laird, the red bandanna explanation, another hashtag contest, old NES TMNT chat, secret code.
It has come to our attention that our good friend, and professional TIFU poster Sloane Steel has linked our little podcast. It has caused our numbers to skyrocket and we just want to say:
THANK YOU!
You guys are awesome and we really hope you enjoyed the episode.
If you came for Sloane (heh) and are curious for more, here are a few recommendations:
Episode 012: Science Faction in which we nerd out about Science Fiction and Fantasy, answer a hypothetical question about super powers and talk way too much about the Clone Wars cartoon.
Episode 034: Stinky Bellybuttons in which we talk about things people wear at Disneyland, fat people hiding drugs, what Ben liked about his ex girlfriend, how Ben met his wife, and Steven’s writing process.
This episode contains: Super Special Reddit Famous Guest Sloane Steel, Florida people, Olive Garden pervert, glory-hole picture from Bang Bros. set, going viral, YouTube comments are terrible, complement-ometer, boob rhyming video, jogging partners, star fishing, back massagers and snoring, Dorst getting caught, one handed prayer, the waxing incident, newlywed bliss, the Haitian melting pot, fondue puns, hermit crab, hairy and musky, knee length pubes, Beef-head on Gone Wild, Alan Rickman, spectacular breasts, interview at Bang Bros, porn hazing, director of misc, recruitment for Bang Bus and Captain Stabbin, a salty experience, if you can drive you can jerk off, genki genki, menstruation art, more Brutal Ballet talk with a Wizzard Lizzard GoT cover, soup and hermit crabs and nickels, Kinky Boots Juan, dirty ass smells, fox and raccoon tails, Marie Antoinette, party animal, the haunted house, paranormal investigators, Chupacabra, weird occurrences while high, British accents.
Extra special bonus below! Here is the post reddit deemed ban worthy. It was gilded and sitting on the front page when it promptly vanished. But, this being the Internet, nothing is ever gone for long. #freesloanesteel
I’m a girl (the one who waxed her vagina off a couple weeks ago…) and I work at home, behind-the-scenes in the porn industry. I’m never in front of the camera but I used to do sketch comedy and improv so I can act.
My company is developing a new site and part of the site is an audio section. This is where people can record sexy stories, read erotic poetry, whatever floats their boat. I’ve been working on my sexy voice and playing around with different characters and yesterday I decided to try out my new audio equipment and record something in my home office.
I found an erotic story online that had a lot of comments and high ratings so I read through it and recorded the audio. The story was of the non-consent/ girl is taken by surprise variety (which is a very popular erotica theme) and as I read it aloud I got really into the story. A lot of “no, no, what are you doing to me?!” and “please, stop, please I’m scared, I don’t want this, help me! Anyone help me!”
So I’m playing around with the levels, seeing what my new microphone and editing software can do and I’m doing some parts quietly and other parts I’m screaming because I want to see what my mike can handle. I have my Bose noise canceling headphones on and I’m in the zone. Now I’m throwing my head back, really getting into the fake orgasm sounds I’m making when I hear the LOUDEST bang next to my desk.
I scream (for real this time) when I see two of the cops who regularly patrol my neighborhood standing outside the French door that connects my office to my patio. They have their hands on their holsters and they are laughing hysterically. I get up (in my underwear and T-shirt…because I work from home, you don’t ever wear pants when you work from home) and open the French door. I ask if everything is ok and they tell me, “we were flagged down by your landscaper, he had just called 911 and then he saw us, ran into the road, told us that something was wrong inside your home, we knocked on your door for five minutes, heard screaming, and broke open your side gate to locate the source of the scream.” I then had to explain what I did for a living to these officers and convince them that there was no one inside my home trying to murder me.
TL;DR: Was recording a sexy story on my computer while wearing noise canceling headphones, had the cops called on me because my landscaper thought I was being murdered. They then saw me, on my computer, with two screens filled with porn, having a fake orgasm into a microphone.
Edit: A few people have asked for audio of the screams. While I don’t have that I do have a sample of me pretending to be a Hentai girl on a podcast I was asked to be on because of my last TIFU. Skip to 42:17 to hear it.
Edit part 2: Thanks for the gold(!!!) and to those of you who defended my beauty and my eyebrows. Kisses all around.
Edit part 3: Here is a shot of my office, people were wondering how anyone could wander onto my patio and how I could just see them standing there. You can see in the background is a small door that leads to my backyard, that’s where they came in from. http://i.imgur.com/i1gbOjO.jpg
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