This episode contains: Bizarro PBS, Steven hates IPA’s, beer at lunch, Dorst is detoxing, Steven loves Pitch Perfect 2 but hates text messages, a capella singing, Pitch Perfect chronology doesn’t make any sense, feminists, Star Trek BDSM fan fiction, sexy brutal, Wacko of the Week, $200,000 Apple computer, Dorst is not a collector, He-Man toys, everything Dorst owns fits in a Tupperware box, Julia’s first present, Bernadette, Julia and Ben origin story, we get racist… again, Orphan Black, Big Trouble in Little China, Dwayne Johnson is the biggest star in the world, “Ballers” on HBO, Caitlyn Jenner, Steven didn’t know what POTUS was, Jamie Lee Curtis naked, transgender communities moment, internet meme safety video, live show tease, Steven thanks a mystery person.

This episode contains: Steven’s name, why we celebrate Memorial Day, Saving Private Ryan, Captain America, Dorst’s cousin lost a leg in Iraq, battlefield injuries, knee joints, prosthetic leg jokes, Steven’s weekend, another wedding, open bar at the wedding, Steven doesn’t think gay weddings are a big deal, Ben & Ro, California gay marriage laws, PowerPoint vows, protection of the sanctity of marriage, Dorst tells people to piss off, leave your kids on Dorst’s doorstep, everything is just jokes, Dorst’s model marriage is a gay couple, Dorst’s things, Steven offends people and we don’t care, Dorst is going to be a Godfather, Science Parents, conservative priests, Dorst questions whether he should be a Godfather, long distance relationships, residencies after medical school, education, grinding, everything is earned, mac and cheese, baking soda toothpaste, Sloane text messages, Steven does a Dorst voice, more Fury Road discussions, amazing Sloane quote, Sloane lives the life of a rapper, awkward pauses, more Fury Road discussions, Dorst does not think Fury Road is a Mad Max movie, Steven defends Fury Road, Steven thinks Dorst is flawed, who gets Dorst’s testicles, Dorst keeps moving the goal posts on Fury Road (thanks Devon), will we remember Fury Road, OH NO MORE FAST AND FURIOUS, upcoming movies, flashbacks to ep. 000, Steven is embarrassed, Pokemon, Magic the card game, Dorst argues with himself, Dorst is done, lets play Magic together, we give the show a 4/5, Arrow and Agents of Shield.

R ecorded May 18th, 2015

This episode contains: Numerology, Dorst took a David Lynch class, California writing test, making a Lynch movie, Dennis Hopper is dead, Twin Peaks, fire bush, watching porn with strangers, Lynch movie suggestions, Steven watches movies alone, picking scabs, Steven can’t speak, Fury Road vs. Pitch Perfect 2, “Pitches”, Dorst is in a mood, Steven Loves Mad Max, Steven remembers everything, Fury Road reveiw, Mad Max vehicles, Fury Road is Steven’s favorite movie of 2015, Dorst doesn’t want to bet anymore, Mad Max release was bad timing, orginal Mad Max movies, Mad Max may have had too big a budget, was Mad Max too smart?  Dorst in trafic, no one knows how to drive in the rain, Edna thinks that traffic is her fault, Dorst thinks traffic tickets should be free, logic classes, Dorst preaches, melding/merging, stressed from driving, symbiotic relationships, animal prisons, more dumb people, teaching Edna a life lesson, bubble people, it’s the end of days, selfie rants.  HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT.

Recorded May 11th, 2015

Playing with knobs, why don’t we make jokes about the show number anymore? Steven’s not a racist, Mexican food vs. BBQ, white people discounts, why is race still a big deal?  publicity turns into politics, rap artists, Dorst is sad because of the Internet, cruise missile solution, how many people are on Twitter?  Happy Birthday Julia, what our kids will be like, Steven only saw black people on Sesame Street, Rosco Olmonde  /Gordon Robinson, Steven’s mother’s day recap, Dorst’s special sauce, smoked salt and cheese, Julia’s Mother’s Day, Dorst’s Julia voice, buying furniture, Steven talks like Ben now, nasty pictures, Julia runs interference, power couches, pushy salesman, buying a car sucks, salesman are outdated, horse fucked, terrible google results, Star Wars Rebels, Steven buys Legos, why does no one watch Rebels, #spoilers, Disney is smart, Daredevil is good, The Bet.

Recorded May 4th, 2015

This episode contains: What we thought would happen when we started doing the show, where we are now, circus clowns, things we’ve done since we started the show, old stinger references, Steven takes the baby to a liquor store, session beers, good booze, soccer corner, La Liga, Premier League, Champions League, Steven needs to get into a sport, drag racing, no one cares about Age of Ultron, bet payoff, Henno sent us “something”, new contest prize, Bald Doug, Doug and Henno get it, cock ones, our demographic, inside jokes, letter corner, Travis, @bobtheskul, misspelled words, sugar bottle party, Steven plays with the edits, cock ones again, could we find new wives now?  Criminal Justice Nick, racist jokes, Baltimore, empty stadiums, professional jurors, Devon fails us again, motive vs. intent, “The Juror”, @nickcburgess, Dorst on twitter, Steven guilt’s the listeners, @eternaldriver, Dorst is famous, Steven’s Age of Ultron review, 3D vs. 2D, trailer vs. movie, Avengers end game, what comes next, Spider-Man, stick around for the stinger.