Episode 132: Epicanthic Folds

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This episode contains: Civil War spoilers, history, googling the Civil War, punishments from the bonus show, quiz about Civil War, more Civil War spoilers, copper heads, Democrats, free blacks, still fighting for equality, Steven went to a softball game, serious girls, shit field, gender inequality, little league vs. softball, instant feminist, Dorst is all in on softball, Drunk in a 20’s movie, artificial mounds, what happened to Nipomo softball, is Dorst going to be on the board? Small town politics, they are a team, coaching has been good for Dorst, Dorst didn’t watch Empire, Dorst is old, ATWT, we are not professional, Steven remembers weird things, Dorst leaves Steven speechless, shirt shop, emails, Teabag Garret, left in some stories, taking it in the ass, box cutters, Tommy has a church, swapping, Steven is mean to Iota, Teabag’s wife, big dick, out kicking your coverage, stereotypes, #BenBusy, giving Iota shit, being on strike sucks, Fuck you Verizon, going to the Brew House, locking your keys in the truck, random Chinese people, old house vs. new house, “you have a very beautiful home”, Chinese eyes, Disney characters, Steven never lets people in his house, Epicanthic folds, handy in the bathroom, can Iota be invited to Dorst’s house? Tommy, schtick, text shorthand, Iota of a fuck, shits getting real, multiple wives, rough patches, go be church somewhere else, God is dead, gang bang, 911 call from 12 states away, too late for counseling, church lady, Dorst is compatible, Disney guy, gluten free, blog writer, in the bathroom for 20 minutes, where the poop comes out, sexual positions in the bathroom, Dorst is going to break it down, Dorst had a gun pulled on him, squirter, check your ho.

Episode 131: No Pants Podcast

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This episode contains: Steven in still on the phone, not used to the new studio, the guys are fat now, Dorst is meh, Dorst takes his pants off, Dorst’s dick, Elasta Girl, Dorst asks Steven a question, cartoon porn, BBS, we need a dial up sound, old computer tech talk, bit map porn, How fast can Dorst get porn? Dorst play by play of porn, hentai, Dropping Loads, What race is Pouch? Floppy disks, boobies, wet, Sears catalog, Steven wacked it as his grandparents house, special things, calling during the download, Periscope people, Steven’s parents, virtual reality pussy, pocket pussies, Steven won’t say who, rubber tube of cum in the dishwasher, How did we get here? The Joys of Sex, banging in the room with JB, planning our commercials, henno, still not wearing pants, finger in the butthole, audio issues, #toobusy, Maureen thinks the government is causing the drought, property prices in California, God’s AC, The Big Short, Jurassic World, San Andreas, Force Awakens, “We’re not in a drought”, conspiracy theories, the science of seeding clouds, TV never lies, Back to the Future predicted 9-11, telling your mother in law she’s an idiot, prophesising the future, What’s the reason for the drought? Chemtrails, Dorst’s kids watch Force Awakens, rock rap crossovers, Public Enemy and Anthrax, Run DMC and Aerosmith, “yall stupid”, Steven sees all the movies, Dorst likes Force Awakens more now, Dorst’s kids love Force Awakens, Finn action figure, Breanne of Tarth, Darth Trump, Star Wars bored game, Risk, Guess Who.

Episode 130: Organic Growth

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This episode contains: Steven sounds like he is on the phone,kick ass intro, shitty rappers, interrupted by Periscope, it’s been a long time since we recorded, Steven’s angry, Devon got married, we got a house, #BenBusy, softball recap, 0% of 0%,Steven in Santa Cruz, The Boardwalk, no one trusts Steven’s directions, Five Guys, Iota is back, Steven is mean, Steven gets cold, ponchos, hot tub time, suits on, wedding recap, off schedule, Steven hates public speaking, dropping the rings,Dorst’s tab, tonguing the whiskey bottle, corn chunks in diapers, Steven tours his office, @eternaldriver, no more squirter,our show was not good in the beginning, low energy Steven,organic growth, Ben’s new dad, Steve go creepy, SLOANE,characters, donate more, bit drunk, lots of acronyms, mobile home, no more weddings, being the best man is hard, ads on Periscope, chem trails are real according to Chuck Norris, we run out of ideas, second live show? Game of Thrones, no berating, Dorst loves GOT, Steven hates GOT, Dorsts new living room, Dorst has too many TV’s, TV stuff on GOT, Jon Snow is dead, the Red Woman, books vs TV shows, spear to the back of the head,biggest GOT fan we know, Elvis and Nixon, GOT rating, extinctions happen.

Episode 129: Put it in the Bag

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This episode contians: Last show in Dorst’s old house, Dorst is getting a sound board, get ready for a quality show, double recording, something happened on Reel Stupid, time travel is hard, insurance money, Dorst gets mad, no recording, you can’t recreate the show, new format for RSP, gun safety course, random guns on the street, Steven thinks guns are scary, Steven’s gun story, CJN doesn’t know about video stores, Steve breaks shit, box of SD cards, Steven and a girl, Britney Murphy was in charge, over coat in summer, if Steven was Daredevil, salt and pepper, three strikes, the prison system, solitary confinement, the death penalty, Rogue One trailer, Leia in Star Wars, over compensation, strong female leads, can Edna watch Empire? Women in movies, Edna watching movies, who are the good guys.

Episode 128: Walking the Road of Souls

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This episode contains: Joined by Special Bachelor Party Guest Devon Craft, going on hikes, walking the Road of Souls, the highest point in San Francisco, starting the story at the end, doing illegal things, buying drugs, Dorst’s heavy shoes, Steven keeping tabs on Devon’s drunk, getting lost looking for the hotel, Dorst almost locking Steven out if the hotel, Lawless and Dorst had words while one of them was screaming into the night, the possibility of walking through tunnels, Steven was missing from Dorst’s room and he almost left everyone, hotel room keys are fucking stupid, Dorst almost got kicked out of the hotel because of a demagnetized hotel key, cheesy fries and potato skins made Devon very happy, hotel keys are the bane of Steven’s existence, Brian the Canadian farts anywhere and everywhere, Devon calls the Bachelor Party a success- considering the people and activities involved, halfway through the podcast and Steven and Ben finally give Devon a chance to talk, high quality strip club food, Devon loves spaghetti, Penthouse Club didn’t reply to Steven’s emails- but they pulled through in the end, no cover charge and VIP service, the day started with a Giants v Dodgers game, awesome hits, awesome game, beer gardens, rain delay of game, Hell or High Watermelon, we vote on the LVP and MVP of the bachelor party.

Hosted by Ben Dorst and Steven Domingues