This episode contains: A blown his intro, Popsicle in a Sailor Jerry’s rum drink, forgotten music clips, Allie vs Ali, Floating Butterflies and Stinging Bees, Cassius Marcellus Clay Jr., Producer Clint, a man who was twitter before there was twitter, Viet Nam and suspension, #AliLife, office March Madness bracket wins, explaining odds, gambling, Fantasy Football, return of the Mark Anelli drinking game, the winnings are already spent, Devon has to throw up down, there is going to be a bachelor party recap show, spoilers: Dorst has a refined beer palate, planning the drinking at the party, Steven and Devon once almost finished a bottle of Jack Daniel’s, does Ben need alcohol to have a good time?, avoiding people we don’t know,  new house and new equipment, punishing a kid with the terrible threes, busy boards and a planetary orrery, a fascination with Pinterest, signing loan paperwork with full names, taking possession of a slightly damaged car, Sync and Sync 3, the Fusion is a grandma car, trading in old cars and car-seats, Emily says no to a man-bun, old friends in the service bay, Dorst has limo tinted windows because kids, Killing Joke looks awesome, Disney misspells Hamill’s name, new Criminal Justice Nick email, the blue haired girl and Boba Fett, girls in pictures, heights, age of consent, CJN joins our periscope, #BenBusy, Gryffindor points and shirts, grammar, patrons, recording and listening, number of episodes and CJN listening from high school, grandparent nicknames, CJN will come on the show! Eventually.

This episode contains: Numbering, worst fears, ass-blowout, too may kids, keys and cars, softball, kids sports, remembering codes, Apple and the FBI, Steven helps his grandma, Ben and weed, cool teachers, Steven buys a new car, Steven inconveniences his parents, Steven prefers to be inside or is just lazy, building outdoor furniture, even more Criminal Justice Nick, jail bait issues, Vladimir, we don’t know the people we’re talking about, visual aids, allowing fans on the show?, PBS is “The Big Show,” WTF is Snapchat?, Rogue One trailer should be out soon, CJN family tree, we’re still grammar Nazis, Ben-Hur and the Ten Commandments, more F’d up family, the “Eddie” curse, “A Spade calling a Spade a Spade,” CJN puts Ben’s family to shame (in a bad way), proof reading.

This episode contains: Dumb bits, Steven has hand, foot and mouth, Ben wants a rewind, Parvo, shaking in bed, poison oak, calls to the county, Martine is going to hate Dorst, recap of the birthday party, Emily is patient zero, spending time with Dorst, Dorst’s dad, Jesus, hard work praying to the Lord, Dorst’s house, “I like girls cause they’re squishy”, Dorst has issues, Steven is distracted, NSFW, The Chive, Dorst’s family, Dorst’s house some more, drinking in the backyard, home inspections, shout out to Dorst’s realtor, the Dorst’s like to entertain, polishing a turd, Travis, horses, Steven has a dad moment, mini farmers market, lime for the Kraken, too much fruit, Daredevil talk, Steven finished it, hours of softball, Steven is not allowed to call the podcast a job anymore, visual senses, The Punisher in Daredevil vs. the comics, Punisher garb, should the Punisher get a show, Netflix is killing it, we try to read an email but punt.

This episode contains: Still numbering, talking at the same time, Dorst bought a house, escrow, writing more checks, house nerd, FHA loans, first time home buyer, on air lights, going to the Dorst’s, selling heaters, HVAC, weather talk, house rules, bounce house place, check ups, people are bigger now, shots, Bubba tried to escape, Bubba’s evaluation, interview, Steven is happy, people are crazy, the Delmarva, the triangle, accents, kick ass bow shop, more nicknames, conspiracy theories, Bigfoot, hide and seek, possessions, EVP’s, the country was founded by conspiracies, we run through famous theories, Steven is a sceptic, Art Bell, just ice, true believers, reptilian underlords, tall whites, auto erotic asphyxiation, bom, bom, bom, presidential candidates could be the zodiac killer, news is entertainment, The Walking Dead, serious collectors, Gidget doesn’t like to read, Civil War trailer, Dorst explains everything, X D Experience favorite theories and beer, every one is carrying, Batman vs. Ironman, Baltimore accent, Batman vs. Superman talk, watching movies with kids, Barbara Gordon, Justice League cast, Steven has a brain flash, strong female leads, Gotham, Penguin, Joker.

This episode contains: Dorst was sick, different colors of green, Jon is doing a bit, Jon finally breaks character, Horrible Gamerz, social anxiety, getting outside of your comfort zone, Jon’s guests, living in Fresno, Jon’s not Canadian, the age podcast, how did you find us? Jon’s day job, steam cleaning, rewinding, graffiti, thug life, Jon’s dream, good radio, the magic of editing, we should go on Horribly Awkward, daylight saving, rapid fire questions, good bits, sweeping up poop, wacky bits, number one crop in the US, Dorst’s new house, CJN’s email, pictures of people, we got it wrong, second place Lindsey, Kelly Osbourne, family trees, CJN can’t grow a beard, she’s a whore, Dorst speaks in circles, Sloane hates Sloane Steel, the reason CJN went to school, Tea Bag Garrett invites us for beers, Ben makes it awkward, Ghostbusters trailer, actresses from Ghostbusters, Steven doesn’t know what he is saying any more, bad CGI, the thing that made the first Ghostbuters, bad jokes, why was this movie made, one line from the original is funnier than the whole trailer for the reboot, Civil War trailer, Spidey suit, theories, death toll from Avengers, plot holes. Make sure you stay for the stinger this week!