This episode contains: Steven is OCD, Let it Go, not getting our emails responded to, big time, new show on the network, Canadian? “aboot”, Horribly Awkward Podcast, Ludwig from Germany, bonus show “recap”, VerbalVerkehr, Reel Stupid fan number 99, fits in where it get in, stinky arm pits, having Ludwig back on the show, Reddit show, 50,000 downloads, regular Monday show, impact of our show, , CJN email where we draw the line, categories, Steven has a half brother, what’s possible, Steven makes a terrible joke, math problems, pictures that we want, family tree, stepping up and being a man, email from Henno, Steven gets corrected, pivot tables, some stuff, personal part of the email, Sexy email, email from Britt, sandwiches, in the genes, Bubba has a follow up at the hospital, psych evaluations may be bogus, the finale of Man on a High Castle, spoilers, Dorst didn’t finish it.

This episode contains: We are secretive, full loads, emails, vaccinations work, promiscuity, Dorst was a slut, sowing your royal oats, Coming to American, ball washing, Arsenio Hall, America is stupid, Europe loves boobs, Wire fi, remote internet dicks, Dorst loves English DJ’s, VR is coming, Google cardboard, simulated movie theaters, we are in the time of creation, secret millionaires, buying cellphones is boring, who our cellphone carriers are, Dorst is old, modular phones, what are we drinking, conditioning for the bachelor party, PBS fan chart, email from CJN, what’s busy, Dorst is busy, get busy living, Dorst gives advice, Cosmos are good, Sex in the City, horse face, banging Ferris Bueller, Clint hates women, digital copies of movies, tease for the bonus show, the end of the spam email bit, Martine kills another bit

This episode contains: Episode number podcast, terrible podcasts, Matt doesn’t listen, dirty talk, heavy sandwiches, Guy Fieri, man buns, Dorst has pretty hair, Steven won’t party at Devon’s party, Steven leaving church, going to mass, chess jokes, Deadpool, game changers, Wolverine, comic books are screwed up, Disney has been on a good run, Star Wars teaser trailer, how we think Episode 8 should start, Star Wars Rebels, nose blowing, bonus shows, things Steven said, Dorst gets mad, Oreo cookie game, are we still friends, Bone Tomahawk, mostly Reel Stupid, much money, state of California taxes, terrible hacks, pile of tissues, tongue stones, slamming doors, 50 pesos, being cryptic, HIV email bit, Steven does research, reverse image search, Dorst dives down a porn rabbit hole, Ashley Brooks, Google hangouts, scamming the scammers, reverse cat fishing.

This episode contains: We’re still having episode confusion, naming numbers with names, voting with your ears, we have a strong twitter core, shout out to @NjoyMyTeaBag our new #1 fan and Amish truck driver, there are beards and there are jew-fro beards, we love Tea-Bag Garrett’s Batman pedophile shirt, Julia’s sneezes sound like crying, cartoon sized TVs and video games on floors, Iotaman sends Ben trifling Periscopes, can you put weed smoke in your butt and get high?,  pulling back the meat curtains, Ben might have personally enjoyed some of the trifling periscope videos, Reverse Docking, Matt Damon might be CG, little bodies and big heads, Captain America and Chris Evans, if there is a dick on screen then Steven will look at the dick, the reason why we’re recording on a Thursday, a kind and genuine person passed away and Dorst reminisces, raise a glass of Grey Goose in his honor, re-connecting with family, phone calls and texts and drinking and AA, restarting your life, periscope screw ups, playing favorites and not being the favorite, the “when Bubba was born” story, when we should start having regrets, come for the dicks jokes and stay for the fatherly advice, Gmail and the spam and junk folder, Steven’s dumb pube beard, Steven gets an email from a lovely lady, periods and spacing, reading this email almost gave Steven a friggin’ aneurism, Dorst almost nails how this woman looks, Ben and Steven craft an email back to Sala live on the air, this email seems like scam but Steven hopes it wasn’t an accidental email, Dorst gives Steven the “most difficult Star Wars quiz ever,” spoilers: he gets 18/20 correct, this quiz makes Steven fully erect, this episode was almost called “The Galactic Jizz Wailers,” and finally we can’t remember how this episode began. Sorry Tea-Bag Garrett. Also, Thanks Jerry.

This episode contains: Steven is screwed up, Steven is sick, drinking tea, white tea, Steven doesn’t understand flavor profiles, Steven can’t focus, tea jokes, Down with the Sickness, lead singer for Pantera, Steven’s brain doesn’t work, white middle class males, Steven didn’t try hard, The WarPod interview, warlockentertainmentsystems.com, nicknames, Zach turns the interview on us, going blind, brew pubs, bad beers, naked twister, naked Tuesdays, more nicknames, home brewing, alcohol aversion, beer festival, bad jokes, brewing beer no one likes, beer punk, Steven doesn’t pay attention, Lego Dimensions, video games, Bitches Who Do Work interview, who’s speaking, Steven doesn’t know who Brian Williams is, putting together desks, burning mac and cheese, manuals, fancy jeans, making noise on the mic, swearing, Steven was a fat kid, Steven gets nervous, wombs, Steven is too awkward, the Netflix angle, XX, XY, XXY, Captain America might have 4 x’s.